Always check your kids homework

[Carn]

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

[Lambchop]

BUWHAHAHHAHA

Brilliant

[whattingh]

Who are you going to believe the kid or the mom.....

good one

[freerider]

lol! wonder how long it took to come up with that lie

[Woodie]

Who are you going to believe the kid or the mom.....

I'll have to give the mom the benefit of the doubt. If she was an exotic dancer, I'm sure that the daughter would have drawn the fake boobs

[Carn]

I'll have to give the mom the benefit of the doubt. If she was an exotic dancer, I'm sure that the daughter would have drawn the fake boobs

Now we know Woodie's a boobie man...Here's one specially for you Sean

[crazygolfer]

did sum1 say boobs???
hubba hubba hubba