Crotchless knickers

[Carn]

This frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers
in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits
on the lounge suite opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs enough times till her husband says....

Are you wearing crotchless knickers?

Y-e-s, she answers with a seductive smile.

Thank Christ for that! I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite

[freerider]

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